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My Complaints About Summer

The heat is unbearable!!

Really, it is way too hot.

You’re sweating and sticky all the time!

Did I mention the threat of a heat stroke?

All you want to do is hide from the sun, stay indoors and enjoy the air-conditioning. Yeah, I’d rather watch television. Who knew watching a bunch of dysfunctional, self involved people playing their ‘real’ lives for everyone to see can be so educational?

Speaking of heat, you also need a lot of hydration. Lots and lots of them.

However, hydrating seems to result into a hangovers. Whoa… I thought those were mango shakes I swear!

In order to recover from hangovers, you need more uhh… cold drinks.

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Where’s the breeze when you need them?

Then before you know it, the day is almost over and you haven’t done anything much.

Yep, screw summer.

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